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XLVII looks to be XLII percent duller

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Isn’t it bad enough, the difficulty chickens already have, trying to fly even tiny distances with those stubby wings? But now, in order to celebrate a lousy old football game between the Ravens and the Niners, yet another 615 million chickens will be walking around Monday morning, permanently grounded, their wings having been sacrificed on the altar of Super Bowl XLVII (Roman numerals make it sound so classy, no?). An estimated 1.23 billion wings will ...


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