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Forget image. Manziel lacks skills

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To honor the great Don Pardo, he will supply the voiceover for today’s imaginary game show, “Punk/Not a Punk.”

Don Pardo: “OK, now it’s time to play Punk/Not a Punk! Let’s welcome your host . . .”

(Three contestants strangle buzzers simultaneously, holler “Johnny Manziel”)

Don Pardo: “Oh, um . . . That’s right! OK, well, that’s all the time we have! Tune in next week . . .”

And people will tune in.

To Johnny Football, for any variety ...

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