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Academy at Rensselaer Education Ctr: Delayed 2 HrsAcademy of the Holy Names: ClosedAchievements & Kids Express Mplwood: Delayed 2 Hrs, no before careAchievements St Kateri Tekakwitha: Delayed 2 HrsAchievements and Kids Express TBGC: Delayed 2 HrsAdams-Cheshire Regional SD: ClosedAmsterdam City SD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCES, No BreakfastAndes CSD: Delayed 2 HrsAugustine Classical Academy: ClosedAverill Park CSD: ClosedBallston Spa CSD: Delayed 2 HrsBattenkill Community Services: ClosedBennington College: Delayed Until 10a, Essential staff report as normalBennington Early Childhood Ctr: ClosedBerlin CSD: ClosedBerne-Knox-Westerlo CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-K, No AM BOCES, No BreakfastBethlehem CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCESBrite Beginnings Day Care & Dev Ctr: Delayed 2 HrsBrown School: Delayed 2 Hrs, No Morning PLUS ProgramBrunswick (Brittonkill) CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pgm, No BreakfastBurnt Hills-Ballston Lake CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCES, 2-hr delay (Final) HS students check email for exam scheduleBurr & Burton Academy: Delayed 2 HrsButterfly Dreams Daycare: Delayed 2 Hrs, Daycare will open at 9;30amCairo-Durham CSD: Closed, Offices ClosedCambridge CSD: Delayed 2 HrsCapital Reg Career & Tech (Albany): Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCES, No AM BOCES, No AM classesCatholic Central HS: ClosedCatskill CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-K, No AM BOCESChatham CSD: Closed, Pops Concert Pstpnd to 1-18Chatham Kids Club: ClosedChrist the King Church: Closed, No morning Daily Mass. Parish Office opens at 11 a.m.Christ the King Early Childhood Ctr: Delayed 2 HrsChristian Brothers Academy: ClosedCircle Of Friends (Delmar): Delayed 2 Hrs, Wrap around two hour delayCircle of Friends (Ravena): Delayed 2 HrsCobleskill-Richmondville CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCESCohoes City SD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM K, No AM BOCES, No Breakfast, CDTA buses running on Delay schedule - 9:30 amCohoes Community Center, Inc.: Delayed Until 9a, /Day Care delayed until 9am /No AM care at elem schoolsColonie Youth Centers: Open, No AM ProgramColumbia Christian Academy: ClosedCorinth CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCESCoxsackie-Athens CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCES, No BreakfastCrossFit Schenectady: Delayed, No morning classesCrossroads Center for Children: Delayed 2 HrsDoane Stuart School: Closed, NO Snow CampDuanesburg CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCESDutchess Community College: Delayed Until 10aEOC (Capital District): Delayed 2 Hrs, Closed until 10 a.m.Early Childhood Education Center: Delayed 2 HrsEarly Childhood Education Ctr-Troy: Delayed 2 HrsEast Greenbush CSD: ClosedEco Baby Daycare & Preschool: Delayed Until 9aFarmington River Regional SD: ClosedFirst Friends Nursery School: Delayed, No AM Program, Enrichment program begins at 11:30amGalway CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No BreakfastGateway Community Industries: Open, No Transportation, GCI open,trans cancelled SNP meals/cong.sites cancel PROS cancelled,Staff report, GCI is open but transportation is cancelled. Staff report., The Ulster County Office of the aging home delivered meals service and congregated sites are cancelled for today. , PROS is cancelled. Staff report. , George Washington School: ClosedGrace Christian School: ClosedGrapeville Christian School: Delayed 2 HrsGreen Island UFSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No Breakfast, School opens at 9:40Greenbush Child Caring: ClosedGreene County Transit: Closed, No Transportation, all buses cancelledGreenville CSD: ClosedGreenwich CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCESGrowing Up Right at the C.D.C.: ClosedGuilderland CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCESHVCC: Delayed 2 Hrs, School closed until 10 am. staff and students report at 10 amHappy Kids Day Care Center: ClosedHawthorne Valley School: ClosedHelderberg Christian School: Delayed 2 HrsHelping Hands Pre-School: Delayed, No AM Pre-SchoolHoly Spirit School (East G'Bush): ClosedHoosic Valley CSD: Delayed 2 HrsHoosick Falls CSD: ClosedHudson City SD: Closed, Board Meeting TBD Office open at noonHunter-Tannersville CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCESIchabod Crane (Kinderhook) CSD: ClosedJefferson CSD: Delayed 2 HrsKid Kampus: Delayed 2 Hrs, Opening at 8:30AMKiddie Academy II: Delayed 2 HrsKiddie Academy of Albany: Delayed 2 HrsKidsFirst Childcare Center: Delayed 2 HrsKingston City SD: ClosedLa Salle Institute (Troy): ClosedLansingburgh CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No Breakfast, 2 Hour Delay for Wednesday. No morning BreakfastLatham Christian Academy: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM KLife Kids Before/ After School: Open, No AM ProgramLil' Lambs Christian Daycare Inc.: Delayed 2 HrsLittle Feet Daycare Center: Delayed 2 HrsLiving Res DCOP (Albany): Delayed 1 HrLiving Res DCOP (Rensselaer): Delayed 1 HrLiving Res DCOP (Saratoga): Delayed 1 HrLiving Res DCOP (Schenectady): Delayed 1 HrLiving Resources DCOP (Columbia): Delayed 1 HrLong Trail School: Delayed 2 HrsLoudonville Christian School: Delayed 2 HrsMargaretville CSD: Delayed 2 HrsMechanicville City SD: Delayed 2 HrsMenands UFSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No BreakfastMiddleburgh CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-K, No AM BOCES, No Breakfast, One Hour Early DismissalMillbrook CSD: ClosedMohawk Trail Regional SD: ClosedMohonasen CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCESMt Moriah Academy: Delayed 2 HrsMyers Education Center: Delayed 2 HrsN. Greenbush Little Red School: ClosedNew Lebanon CSD: ClosedNew Paltz CSD: ClosedNiskayuna CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCESNorth Adams Public Schools: ClosedNorth Colonie CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, Check website/email for SHS exam scheduleNortheast Parent & Child Society: Open, Staff Rpt, No TransNortheastern Baptist College: ClosedOak Hill School: Delayed 2 HrsOakwood Christian School: Delayed 2 HrsOne Love Preschool: Delayed 2 HrsOnteora CSD: ClosedOur Savior's Lutheran School: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM K, No AM Pre-School, No LaunchpadPine Plains CSD: ClosedPittsfield Public Schools: ClosedPumpkin Patch (Albany): Delayed 2 HrsQuestar III BOCES - Sarah's Sisters: Delayed 2 HrsQuestar III Catskill Academy: Delayed 2 HrsQuestar III Rensselaer Academy: Delayed 2 HrsQuestar III Rensselaer Edu Ctr: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCES, Q3 New Vision is closedQuestar III Sackett Educational Ctr: ClosedRavena-Coeymans-Selkirk CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-K, No AM BOCESRed Hook CSD: ClosedRensselaer City SD: Delayed 2 HrsRhinebeck CSD: ClosedRobert C. Parker School: ClosedRoxbury CSD: Delayed 2 HrsSUNY New Paltz: Delayed 3 Hrs, Offices will open at 10:45, Offices will open at 10:45 a.m.SW Vermont Career Dev Ctr: ClosedSacred Heart School (Troy): Delayed 2 Hrs, TSL opens at 9am.Saratoga Central Catholic HS: Delayed 2 HrsSaratoga County Senior Meals: ClosedSaratoga Independent School: Delayed 2 Hrs, No Before Care or AM Pre-KSaratoga Springs City SD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCESSaugerties CSD: ClosedSchalmont CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCES, No BreakfastSchenectady County ARC: Open, Buses on Snow RoutesSchenectady Jewish CC: Delayed, Early Childhood Education will open at 8:30 amSchodack CSD: ClosedSchoharie CSD: Delayed 2 HrsSchoharie Career and Technical Scho: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCESSchool's Out, Inc.: Closed, No AM ProgramSchuylerville CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCES, No BreakfastScotia-Glenville CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCES, No BreakfastSharon Springs CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCES, No BreakfastShenendehowa CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM K, No AM BOCESShooting Stars Nursery & After Sch.: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-SchoolSouth Colonie CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-K, No AM BOCESSouthwest Vermont SU: ClosedSpa Christian School: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM K, No AM Pre-SchoolSt Ambrose School: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM PgmSt Catherine's May School: Delayed 2 Hrs, No BreakfastSt George's School: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-School, AEP begins at 11:30 amSt Gregory School: Closed, Classes CancelledSt Jude the Apostle School: ClosedSt Kateri Tekakwitha School: Delayed 2 Hrs, No Breakfast, No Before Care. School doors open at 10:00 am.St Mary's Academy (Hoosick Falls): ClosedSt Mary's Institute ES (Amsterdam): Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-K, No BreakfastSt Mary's School (Ballston Spa): Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-School, Before Care Opens at 8:00amSt Mary's School (Waterford): Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-KSt Thomas the Apostle School: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-KStepping Stone Pre & DCC (Albany): Delayed 2 Hrs, Open at 9:00Stillwater CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, Decision to close by 7amStory Place Preschool: ClosedSullivan BOCES: Delayed 3 Hrs, Offices will open at 11 am for 12 month staffSunshine Kids Corner: Delayed 2 Hrs, Opening at 9 amTLC Christian Day Care: Delayed 2 Hrs, No BreakfastTech Valley High School: Delayed 2 HrsThe Albany Academies (AA & AAG): Closed, Check web later for athleticsThe Kid's Place Preschool: ClosedTiny Tots Early Learning Center: ClosedTroy City SD: Delayed 2 HrsTroy Prep: Delayed 2 HrsUlster County Community College: Closing Early 3:04p, Registration will resume on 1/18 from 10am-4pmUlster-Greene ARC (Catskill): Open, No Transportation, transportation cancelledUlster-Greene ARC (Kingston): Open, No Transportation, All Classes Cancelled, Kingston Transportation Cancelled Training Center Cancelled, Kingston Transportation Canceled., Rosendale Training Center classes Cancelled. , , Upstate Transit: Delayed 2 Hrs, School DivisionVillage School of North Bennington: ClosedVoorheesville CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM BOCES No BreakfastWaldorf School (Saratoga Springs): Delayed 2 Hrs, 2 Day PreK begins at 10:30Warrensburg CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-K, No AM BOCES, No AM Head Start, No BrkfstWaterford-Halfmoon UFSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No BreakfastWatervliet City SD: Delayed 2 HrsWhispering Pines (Cobleskill): Delayed 2 HrsWhispering Pines - Schoharie UPK: Delayed 2 HrsWhispering Pines Pre Sc (Amsterdam): Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-School, No morning Toddler Program No morning wrap aroundWhispering Pines Pre-sch (Delanson): Delayed 2 Hrs, No AM Pre-School, No Toddler ProgramWindham-Ashland-Jewett CSD: Delayed 2 Hrs, No Pre-K TodayWonderland Nursery School: ClosedWoodland Hill Montessori School: ClosedWynantskill UFSD: ClosedYMCA (Bethlehem): Open, No Morning ClassesYMCA (East Greenbush): Open, No Morning Classes, Or programs, Child watch Opens at 8am, Snow Day Program opens at 8amYMCA (Greater Glenville): Open, No programs until noon. No AM Childwatch.YMCA (Troy): Open, No Morning Classes, Or programs, No Child WatchYMCA Duanesburg: Open, No Morning Classes, No morning child watchYMCA Greene County Branch: Open, No Morning ClassesYMCA Southern Saratoga: Open, No Morning Classes

McLoughlin Take 2: Reality TV’s popularity is just unreal

McLoughlin Take 2: Reality TV’s popularity is just unreal

We now have incontrovertible proof that civilization as we know it is pretty much doomed: Exhibit A,

We now have incontrovertible proof that civilization as we know it is pretty much doomed: Exhibit A, the proliferation of reality TV and the millions who watch it.

Call them “pawn spawns.” The success of cable shows such as “Pawn Stars” and “Swamp People” and “Deadliest Catch” has caused a flood of look-alikes featuring the goings-on of toothless freaks who rassle wild animals or amass small fortunes trading seemingly worthless goods or engage in wholly non-believable feuds over nothing at all.

“Swamp People,” starring a slew of hygienically challenged folks in Cajun Lousiana who hunt alligators and say things like “shoot ’em Bufort, shoot ’em dammmit, shoot ’em” proved so appealing to viewers — 3.9 million last Thursday — that imitators were inevitable. So-called “hick chic” shows like “Moonshiners” and “Mountain Men of Alaska” feature homesteaders facing challenges from the harsh landscape that could take their lives at any moment (wait a minute, how can that be, what with a TV crew documenting every move they make? Like they’re gonna let these people get eaten by a bear while they adjust their lenses? I don’t think so).

I should, but I do not remember which housewives came first, the Real Housewives of New Jersey … of Orange County … of Atlanta … of New York … of Beverly Hills.

Patience, all you folks in western Schenectady County! “The Real Housewives of Duanesburg” cannot be that far off! And Snooki, don’t even get me going!

“Pawn Stars,” of course, is the gold standard for this cable fare, inspiring a bunch of like-minded shows to challenge the intellect, like “Cajun Pawn Stars,” “Auction Kings” and a new ABC show called “Ball Boys,” with a cast of characters virtually identical to, but not as talented as, that of “Pawn Stars” (if that even is possible). “Ball Boys” is about a Baltimore strip-mall sports memorabilia shop with an employee lineup that, not unlike “Pawn Stars,” includes the wise old man and the lovable idiot, matching Chumlee. However, the conflicts on “Ball Boys” (“you paid how much for that Honus Wagner bobblehead?”) are decidedly less convincing than are Chumlee’s.

And you can blame “Storage Wars” — if you believe what you see on that show, you need full-time supervision — for a little beauty that calls itself “Barter Kings.” “Storage” is about several folks in Southern California who — sight just barely seen — bid on the contents of abandoned storage lockers. They get to gaze at the contents from the door, but that’s it. Son of a gun if the rear of those lockers doesn’t almost always harbor some amazingly valuable thing, like a Waterford crystal shoehorn worth, oh, I don’t know, $3,200, an amount that almost always exceeds the bid for the locker.

“Barter Kings” stretches credulity thinner than cheap Atlantic City taffy. The premise and cast of this little program: Several teams of barterers who are able to parlay half a dozen trades into something of great consequence and value. It would not be unusual, for instance, for one of the teams to start with, let’s say, a half-eaten grilled cheese sandwich and, after five trades, they’ve got it: a $77,000 Cadillac Escalade!

We still have the standbys like “Hoarders,” featuring mentally disabled people who have no need for regular trash collection, and “American Pickers,” who will buy any junk, if only it has “patina,” as they say. My thought: Combine hoarders and pickers and you’ve got a hit on your hands without leaving the house.

But alas, there is turmoil in reality TV-land. Just last week, the executive producer of “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” said he believed that many reality shows are rigged, faked, contrived, phonied-up, you pick the vicious adjective. The shock of it had me not eating for, oh, I dunno, maybe 15 to 20 minutes! And mind you, it was not that long ago that “The Hollywood Reporter” told us that reality TV was killing off a “renaissance” of scripted programming on cable. In other words, why go to the expense and bother of hiring actors and writers when you can hook up with an Oklahoma podiatrist to produce 13 episodes of “The Real Toenail Clippers of Tulsa” for a fraction of the cost?

And here is a very beautiful thing about all of this, kiddos. You know that the next time you go to vote, up or down, on a school budget, all of these reality TV viewers, millions and millions of them, get exactly the same vote as you do. Ain’t America a wonderful place?

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